Sunday, November 24, 2019
how 2 summon satan???
does any1 no how 2 summon satan? liek, we tried but we creid and it didn wurk. I confuesd?? wut did we do wrong??? no rabiit blood?? pls halp!!!
Society just doesn't understand me.
It is so messed up that we can be so advanced in technology but society still can't accept people like me. I just don't understand what is wrong with people. So here I was trying to enjoy working on my schoolwork in silence when my asshole teacher comes to me and stees that im struggling on a problem, and he starts telling me "you're going to start paying me you need so much help." and he was laughing, then he started showing me how to solve the problem, when he was finished he laughed and said "I'll send you the bill." like what the fuck dude that stresses me out you know my family is poor because my obese brother spends all our money on candy, its not funny he used to be so skinny skinny bom bom skinny skinny but now his rolls drag on the floor. Why did my teacher have to bring up money in such hard times for me. This made me so mad I started crying and playing skin violin in my bathroom stall, once I finally could speak i went to the office and told them what happened. The old lady said we'll see what we can do, that made me so mad that this dumb old lady didn't know what needed to happen, I said: "are you a blind old lady anyone could see what you could do, you need to fire him for insulting my family!"
So basically I got detention for yelling in the office, but it's ok because I met an Emo girl in the detention room which is amazing because everyone went steampunk. She said her name was Shadovia holder of the shadow which is like the most epic name I have ever heard she is so lucky her parents let her change her name to that. I would change my name to Armagheddon Electrostrike Unleashed I would go by Arm for short. So basically I told her "LF GF"(looking for girlfriend) and she said ok so now my life is like 666X better now so I'm kind of glad that my teacher made me cry, but im still going to kill him in his sleep by cutting off his arms and legs and drowning him in his own blood. But I don't know how I can Introduce Shadovia to my family, I don't really care what they think but Shadovia might not like me if she sees my obese brother eating pixie sticks in our bunk bed.
when detention was over and I went home my mom yelled at me for getting detention again. I tried to explain that it was my brothers fault for being fat but she got more mad and sent me to my room and took away my alternative rock tape collection, without that I don't even want to live so I don't know what I'm going to do, Shadovia is the only thing I have to live for now. fuck society.
So basically I got detention for yelling in the office, but it's ok because I met an Emo girl in the detention room which is amazing because everyone went steampunk. She said her name was Shadovia holder of the shadow which is like the most epic name I have ever heard she is so lucky her parents let her change her name to that. I would change my name to Armagheddon Electrostrike Unleashed I would go by Arm for short. So basically I told her "LF GF"(looking for girlfriend) and she said ok so now my life is like 666X better now so I'm kind of glad that my teacher made me cry, but im still going to kill him in his sleep by cutting off his arms and legs and drowning him in his own blood. But I don't know how I can Introduce Shadovia to my family, I don't really care what they think but Shadovia might not like me if she sees my obese brother eating pixie sticks in our bunk bed.
when detention was over and I went home my mom yelled at me for getting detention again. I tried to explain that it was my brothers fault for being fat but she got more mad and sent me to my room and took away my alternative rock tape collection, without that I don't even want to live so I don't know what I'm going to do, Shadovia is the only thing I have to live for now. fuck society.
emo for life, punk rock and bowl.
i htink the only reason the old emo people stopped being emo is because society forced them to not be emo anymore. i wont let society drag me down loke the chains that weich doen my achin heart. i iwll stay true to da boyz. emo is the only ture life style, motherfucka Emo for life, fuck steampunk, punk rock and roll. demon fly broken wing.
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Which one should I get
Hey guys I'm getting new flannels!!! My mom finally gave me more allowance it's been months because i spent my last allowance on razors and my mom found me bathing in a tub of what looked like raspberry syrup. so anyway the holes I cut in my old flannels are finally too big. what color should I get though? I like he red and black because it is super aggressive looking.
I’m sad today. My frend ice age got his penis cut off yesterday and my Freind crack baby can’t get a boyfrend. If I was a boy I’d totally be his boyfriend. ALSO FUCK STEAMPUNKERS THEYRE SO FUCUMUNG FICKING STUPID GOD FUCKING ASSHOLE FUCK YOUWUTH YOUR STUPID FUCKINGGOGGLES AND FUCKING BROWN CUMSTAIN SHIT AND YOU FCKERS LOVE TO VAPE SO FUCKINGMUCH JUST CAUSE “ITS JUST STEAM” FUCK OFF SMOKE REAL CIGS YOU GROSS BABY FUCKS.
Well anyways I am sad today. I penetrated my arm with a lead wire and am waiting for a disease to get thebestof me. I’m too sad to even speak in lolcat. Wake up me. I wish my stepmom would stop trying to sell me her wheats. If you know what I’m saying. Whenever I bend over she sticks her face in my ass and screams like she just got fucking stabbed. What the hell mom stop being a weirdo strange wth honestly I don’t understand why doesn’t she do that to stepdad or step sis. I hope and pray for the rain of the sky, but all that comes down are pain and dark sky. I learned how to break my own wings which were already broken. I am dragged down by the wheight of the dark sky above. And the lackluster broken clunky assthetticc shell that is society. Bloody streams come from my arm as I stick my other arm up my ass, feeling for the broken shels of my heart.
Well, thanks for reading. I feel a bit better typing all this out.
STEAMPUNK IS NOT AS GOOD AS EMO!!!
I don't know why this is happening but all my friends that were emo with me are switching to steampunk which is so stupid its not even as cool as emo. emo has cool colors like black and red and sharp edges in its design while Steampunk is just shitty machine shapes and brown color with stupid civil war clothes. all my friends are transitioning but I love emo so much I don't think I will be able to make the switch, but if I don't all my friends will be steampunk and I will be emo and we won't mix right. I just don't know what to do things will never be the same now.
everyday i lie in bed sobbing, screaming into my pillow with anger and with sadness. me always hearing the same words coming from my moms fat latino mouth "crackbaby why are there so many blood stains on your sleeves" and i usually reply with a more sarcastic remark "why do i always see blood stains in ur underwear" she then ends up screaming for hours at me and i get so annoyed that i have a corner in my room where i have posters of her with holes in the wall from the dents my big meaty fists have made! before showering i do my daily cuts which i call them daily cuts because i am literally seeping a blade through my skin and digging through layers an layers of "dark memory's" the more i cut and the deeper i cut the deeper my thoughts become, "MY fucking uncles dog died" i tell all my classmates as they all look at me in disgust when i walk in the room every morning because i am so "wierdddd" and "emo". ok well thats why i am writing to you guys my only friends because u guys don't make fun of me about how i have a jar of foreskin that my mom had saved as a birthstone of my day of birth when they usually make fun of me for that i usually just take it out and say hey its not that wierd and disgusting and use it to spread penut butter on the almond bread my mom had packed me that day. i want to rape the band teacher because i don't know if i have said this before but i think his authority and power is really cute how he makes my call him sir is so dominating and sexy, so i think i should show him my dominating side as i shove my dick in his tight asshole after class when he is cleaning up the classroom. HES SO STUPID I JUST HATE HIM BECAUSE HE SAID EMO KIDS ARE STUPID AND HAVE NO TALENT and so when i showed up that day for band tryouts in the beginning of the year i did the one thing i do best, i played the skin violin! well thank you for reading my autobiography and i hope you guys will now maybe read my new and upcoming posts on my daily life i hope that can give you my backround story of all of my past 15 years living on this earth so i can talk about all the new and stupid and boring stuff that happens to me everyday now that you guys are all caught up with my current life... also i have a guy That im talking to but he said he was gonna call the cops on me if i don t stop bothering him and harrasing him... haha i love it when guys play dirty, isn;t he so cute and sexy... well anyways that a whole other blog i need to write about him because he's a fuckn hot piece of manzzzz thankyou until next time CRACKBABY OUTTTTTTTTTT!
My new gatcha life OC
Hey guys this is my new gatxha life character pls don’t steal I love gatxha life i play it with emo age fish he is so cuut omg I would smash but sadly he got his penis cut off by the jocks FUXK YOU JOX YOU GUSY ARE SRUPID FAT FAT DUMB GROSS AAHAGAG.
I'm not really into this blog life thing
Hey guys I thought you should know I'm not really feeling this blog life thing. I like blogging and writing but I'm just not that interested in living anymore. I'm thinking I will probably just kill myself later. life just hasn't been the same since the jocks from school cut my penis off, my balls are still there but without a leader they just ooze semen continuously. so basically yeah I might just die.
woah Arab
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thank you google sex translate
thank you google sex translate
Woah this is Epicc song by John denver
Just like a [Chorus]
Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song
Sounds like she's singin'
Whoo-whoo-whoo
Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song
Sounds like she's singin'
Whoo, baby, whoo
Said, whoo
[Verse 1]
And the days go by
Like a strand in the wind
In the web that is my own
I begin again
Said to my friend, baby (everything stops)
Nothin' else mattered
He was no more
(He was no more)
Than a baby then
Well, he seemed broken hearted
Somethin' within him
But the moment
That I first laid
Eyes on him
All alone on the edge of seventeen
Sings a song
Sounds like she's singin'
Whoo-whoo-whoo
Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song
Sounds like she's singin'
Whoo, baby, whoo
Said, whoo
[Verse 1]
And the days go by
Like a strand in the wind
In the web that is my own
I begin again
Said to my friend, baby (everything stops)
Nothin' else mattered
He was no more
(He was no more)
Than a baby then
Well, he seemed broken hearted
Somethin' within him
But the moment
That I first laid
Eyes on him
All alone on the edge of seventeen
How 2 cum 3 timez in 1 day
How to nut balls amp amp.
How to nut 3 times in one day.
Step 1: watch gore and jerk it
Step 2: nut one
Step 3: wait two hours
Step 4: watch more gore
Step 5: bust one
Step 6: wait another two hours and eat food a lot of food
Step 7: final cum
Good job you did it you made 3 cums
How to nut 3 times in one day.
Step 1: watch gore and jerk it
Step 2: nut one
Step 3: wait two hours
Step 4: watch more gore
Step 5: bust one
Step 6: wait another two hours and eat food a lot of food
Step 7: final cum
Good job you did it you made 3 cums
I failed today
I failed today. my will just wasn't strong enough. the urges came rising like a fire I needed porn the strength I had for No Nut November was washed away by all the stress in my life right now. I'm sorry I couldn't hold in my demons any longer. God help me.
Allekusses put animals on this earth so that we wouldn’t eat his beautiful children: vegetables. You vegans are fucking disgusting cause you are willingly eating our lord’s children without care. Meat is what humans were always meant to eat. If you don’t eat raw rabbit skin straight off the squirrel, you’re a filthy infidel who doesn’t love allekuses. Grow up and throw up. I hope you all learn how to accept vegatbels as people in your lives.
Praise Alekusess
Alekusess will destroy you all for killing his children stop now and be spared eternal torture for a quick death
Saturday, November 23, 2019
K, SO BASICALLY, I JUS SAW FROZEN 2. IT WUZ PRITEE GUD, (DON’T TELL MAH FREINDZ I SED DAT OR DEY WILL NEVR LET ME PULAY EMO YUGIO WIF DEM AGAIN). MAH FAVORITE PART WUZ WHEN OLAF TEH SNOWMAN SED STUFF BOUT LIFE NOT BEAN FOREVR. SO DEEP. LIFE ENDZ JUS LIEK LUV CRIEZ. ALSO I LIEK TEH 80Z ASSTHETICC PART WER TEH BLONDE GUY SINGS BOUT DRUGZ OR SOMETHIN AN TEH REINDEERZ SUCC HIM OFF. ME AN MAH FREND S LAUGHD SO HARD AT TEH PART WHEN TEH SNOWMAN TURN INTO CRACK DEMON AN DIEZ. LIEK COME ON U AREN’T EVEN PUNK RAWK ENOUGH. SO ZTUPID. I JUS WISH TEH MOVIE WUZNT SO COLORFUL AN EVRYONE DID FRUM HE WAVE AT TEH END LIEK TEH CRACK DEMON. DIS MOVIE WUZ GUD AN NICE AN FUNNY AN KEWL. AN GUD. DON’T TELL MAH FRENS CUZ THEY DON’T KNOE DAT I’M SEKRETLY NOT AZ EMO AS DEM. I RATE DIS MOVIE 19/21 PRITEE GUD BUT NOT EMO ENOUGH. STAY GOTH AN REMEMBR; BIRD WITHOUT WING DON’T FLY NO MOAR.
OMG FUCK I FORGOT TO MENTION ELSAS FEET ARE SO FUCKING SEXY OMG WHEN SHE TOOK OFF HER SOES I CUMMES 3 TIMEZ SO HOT HER TOENAILS ARE PERFECT SHE SO NICE FEET ICE FEET I WUD SUCC DEMZ OMG XD XD DDD.
SO NICE NICE SHAPE OMGZ I LUV HER HEELZ
Mad World ( MS Paint Animation-suicide) (review) by emo age fish
Oh my god this was so deep. I really felt all the emotions he felt bad because of society. the art style was perfect it looked scratched and uncared for just like the character and probably the person who made it. People could lern alot from this animation not like the jonny jonny yes papa crap they watch on Disney plus this is the real shit. 9/yes
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Goodmorning blood gravylings
I just woke up from my usual nightmares about where wolf society (the are bad at running governments(this is not racist btw there have been many studies by pier reviewed blog posts)) so basically yeah tea and toast with my alternative rock mixtape (tape is better than digital fukoff idiot normies) so basically yea im basically goodmorning.
My Undertale OC
Hey Meat brothers and thicc ladies this is my undertale OC: Impact here he is cutting off his boner pretty epic!
THIS IS NOT OK!!!
It is not ok to make a compilation about emo people for cringe compilation! emo=emotional= we are more sensitve people and we get hurt by these harsh feelings easily im tearing up writing about this. we don't need your opinion online it just makes our hard lives harder. this video and its creator needs to be fed to the blood slime horde.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RjJZc3Fbv4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RjJZc3Fbv4
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My heart us lie in like a empty glass off juice, With none of the juic,
I cry myself yo Selene sleep thinking about the juice ive lost from my aching heat.
No one in the whole world has ever trul,y felt the evil darkness of the darkness of the darkness of the time i went to the zoo but no one was ther and it was darkness and evil. I got eaten by the lions do he of the darkness. I am sad and I think people should respect undertale as a book of natural history rather than a video game about skeleton bones. I can see the stars in the sky of the darkness. I wish i could see the stars isn’t eh the sky of the darkness. Harry Potter and the tiny portrait of ash.丝🚭🚭🍝🍮👒I’m hungry
My heart us lie in like a empty glass off juice, With none of the juic,
I cry myself yo Selene sleep thinking about the juice ive lost from my aching heat.
No one in the whole world has ever trul,y felt the evil darkness of the darkness of the darkness of the time i went to the zoo but no one was ther and it was darkness and evil. I got eaten by the lions do he of the darkness. I am sad and I think people should respect undertale as a book of natural history rather than a video game about skeleton bones. I can see the stars in the sky of the darkness. I wish i could see the stars isn’t eh the sky of the darkness. Harry Potter and the tiny portrait of ash.丝🚭🚭🍝🍮👒I’m hungry
11/12/08
I just bumped into some kid by accident when they were drinking water and I think they hit their mouth on the thing where the water comes out and I feel like a complete shitty asshole cause I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going. It was around a corner and I didn’t think to slow down around the corner in case someone was coming from that way. I’m a fucking idiot. I need more sleep. Fucking stupid dumbass. At least I feel bad I guess. But still I’m really fucking stupid and unaware of my surroundings. It’s like drugs but I’m not even doing any drugs I’m just a fucking clumsy shit by default. I’m gonna feel bad about this for the rest of the day and probably tomorrow or something until I apologize to that person again. I feel like I’m too aware of people around me but also at the same time the opposite because there’s so many people around and I can’t focus on all of them at once so I run into shit thinking about everything. I hope that person is ok and I hope I don’t hurt anyone else like a fucking idiot.
There’s nothing I can do to fix my life and I don’t care anymore. I’ll just wait until the shit hits the fucking fan and my mom wins and my dad ________ or some shit. I don’t want either to happen but I can’t stop it. Also I really fucking hate that when the counceler lady asked the class a question someone raised their hand and the first fucking thing they said was “oh uh,,, the video sound wasn’t in sync” OF COURSE IT WASN’T YOU DONT HAVE TO FUCKING POINT IT OUT JUST TO BE A WHINEY ASSHOLE EVERYONE HAS EYES SHUT UP STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT LITTLE SHIT LIKE THAT. GOD DAMMIT. IF I COULD SPEAK I WOULDVE JUST POLITELY GIVEN THE FUCKJING ANSWER. I FUCKING WISH I COULD SPEAK GOD DAMMIT. BUT NO IM NEVER ALLOWED TO CAUSE PEOPLE STARE AND SAY IM WRONG. WHY DO PEOPLE STARE AT ME AM I REALLY THAT FUCKING INTERESTING? HUH? WHAT THE FUCK IS SO INTERESTING ABOUT SOME FUCKER WEARING DARK AND ATTENTION DIVERTING CLOTHES WHOS LOOKING AT THE FUCKING FLOOR. I GUESS EVEN IF I JUST WEAR NAVY BLUE OR BLACK BORING SHIT THEN IT DOESNT MATTER CAUSE YOU FUCKERS WILL STILL STARE AT ME. I REALLY DONT LIKE IT CAUSE I DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOING WRONG. EVERYONE ALWAYS TELLS ME IM WRONG BUT
THEY NEVER TELL ME WHAT I’M DOING WRONG.
I fucking hate people so FUCKING MUCH. FUCK YOU. God fucking dammit. I was telling Harrison about my chad dad acting weird and THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE BITCH LADY SAYS “ I DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR AFTERNOON ACTIVITIES” FUCK YOU BITCH I DONT DRINK YOU FUCKING INCONSIDERATE ASSHOLE. I HAVENT DONE ANYTHING TO YOU AND YOU DECIDE TO BE A TOTAL PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE FUCKING SHIT. FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF AND GO FUCK YOURSELF. APPARENTLY IM NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE PROBLEMS. FUCK OFF. MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS. FUCK OFF. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. I WANT TO BREAK SOMETHING.
How 2 Die (tutorial) by emo age fish
hey guys today im going to show you how to die. this is really great if you're tired of being emo and alive. so what we're doing here is transitioning from being alive and emo to dead and emo. so the first thing you're going to want to do is leave your moms credit card info in the comment section. this assures that your mom can collect the insurance money from your death. next your going to want to buy a bottle of acetaminophen pills (over the counter pain relief medicine) and take all of them at once. this will cause your liver to fail (the liver is a vital organ without it you will die) so there's my tutorial good look out there guys ;-)
The Optimist boy and emo girl review.
This gotcha animation was really nice and funny and good. I like the part where the dad becomes and alchaholic and dies. The character s had really deep meaning in them and they were so great i love Jake he’s funny and has nice hair so kawwwaii. I hope there is a sekuel where they get married omg.
6/0
I do9 not know the l,in k to the video ! I wil try to get it on latter!!
I founded it!! https://youtu.be/7nBqg45RZ3U
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This gotcha animation was really nice and funny and good. I like the part where the dad becomes and alchaholic and dies. The character s had really deep meaning in them and they were so great i love Jake he’s funny and has nice hair so kawwwaii. I hope there is a sekuel where they get married omg.
6/0
I do9 not know the l,in k to the video ! I wil try to get it on latter!!
I founded it!! https://youtu.be/7nBqg45RZ3U
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The Hated Child BUT The Story Is DIFFERENT || Gacha Life Mini Movie (REVIEW) by emo age fish
it was pretty inspiring story. i could really relate to being the neglected child i felt so bad for Dianna her sister was so mean it reminded me of my brother who is such an asshole just because he is cooler than me he always steals my iphone charger i dont know what to do aaaaaa! but it was so cool that joseph rejected jewl for dianna i hope that happens to me. 5/7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM2A3NesHHQ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM2A3NesHHQ
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11/19/19, A few days after the stabbing of Saugus Highschool.
Logson show me a picture of this miguel lady and call her Yoshikage for me and if she gets the reference than she’s cool maybe. No YES anime IS COOL YOU ASSHOLE-bbruhHow cute. Did she get the reference? See this is the ONE AND ONLY reason why going to DP smells. I can’t see all of my old friends from Elmo high and can’t meet ice ages’s girlfriend. <—[REDACTED] because of being too mean, but I do want to meet this person, if you’re reading this Yoshikage Kira then ice age, the smelly bald man or whatever daive says, says “hello”.
3/18/19 Anger level: 6
I’m angry again but I can’t get up off the ground and I have no energy so I’m releasing it through typing this. I hate how some kid does something mean to me and no one ever sees it ever and then I draw on my friends arm with a marker that ran out of ink and I get yelled at for the 5th or something time of the day. I didn’t get to explain that it had no ink but it didn’t really matter because it was more about what I did on friday last week. I ran around and “wasted food.” I pretended to eat grass off the ground (I just held it in my mouth), I fought some kid holding a punctured soda can with a… (I honestly can’t remember… Ugh. I think it was some kind of food item maybe), and I made a bunch of kids laugh.
I also got beat with a root and got drowned in spaghetti. The damage done? A bunch of food that was hopefully later eaten by the birds was spread across part of one of the grass spots in the “quad,” and peeli got his iPad temporarily taken away. Mario told me that the custodians had to clean it up, which I feel mad about because that means I can’t depend on the birds when I need them to do their job but I can depend on them when I don’t want them to eat my food. I also feel bad that I made a mess that other people had to clean up. It wasn’t only me though. It’s hardly ever only me that makes the mess. I’m just the one who gets in trouble for it.
One time he chased me through the locker room and punched me a bunch of times. I just laughed the entire time even though it hurt like hell because usually Mr. glove sex and Mr. bread dick are sitting in the locker room at that time and I would be in their line of sight at that moment. They would at least hear the commotion being caused, but they were right outside, talking. And they didn’t see anything. They are always there in that spot in the locker room. Every single day.
Petition to kill all jock!
I don’t like them!! They were mean to my friend!’ 😤😤😤😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬 (don’t worry I didn’t actually swear). tey cutted off his penis at school! WHY DID THEY DID THAT!! You know what!! FUCK TO THEM!! HAHHAHAHAHA I KNOW THE F WORD HAHAHAHAH🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡🤬😤😤🤬😡☺️❤️💕🔒💓😎💓😎💓🗿💘🚬💘🙄😡👍🏽🦶🏼🍆🤮💓🍆🍆❤️🦃😤🚬🙄🚬🙄🦴🦴❤️👍🏽👍🏽😎🤬🚬💖💦😡🥰🔒💚👃👃🦶🏼🤬🦶🏼❤️🦶🏼☺️😤🤮❤️💘🦃💜💜😫🤬
please help me!!! :'-(((
please help i was walking through my highschool and and the jocks came and pushed me over saying i wasn't even depressed!!! i cried so hard i threw up D-''': ive been in the bathroom stall for hours its dark now but i dont want to go outside because the real world sucks. I NEED LOVE I NEED LOVE I NEED LOVE
Hello everyone. Today wasn’t my irthday. Usually people ar happy oj theiry b ithday but I just sat there in all blak cloths like at a funeral. I like to war all black crows so no one like me cause. I am not I don’t like people. They a mean and they make dun of me. Also can people help you can you help me with my hoemwork what is 88x45 so hard omg I am cring right now. Aight peace out homeslives
Felling kinda sad though
hey everyone (no-one is listening) im kinda sad *cries* xd lol please subscribe UWU nuzzles xd rawr