Tuesday, March 22, 2022

My killer instincts have kicked in...

 When I wuz little I used to thought about killing small animals and watching them die. It made me feel good, and powerful, but I never did it because my moral compass was real.


But now I’ve evolved. I am a creature of the night. I have murderous tendencies. I could win any fight if I bite hard enough. I tasted human blood, and it tastes bad, but I still like it so I drink a few liters of it every day. Don’t ask me where I get it, I won’t tell you that I’m a serial killer because I’m not. Sometimes I stare at the moon and I can feel my canines growing. I scream at the moon and they shrink. Just like a one winged dove; sings a song sounds like she’s singan’. I often think about biting down on small body parts like ears or the male genetalia. I can imagine the crunch of the veins and the taste of blood on my erect inscisors. I have a fetish for licking blood off the floor.


Thanks for reading, you guys are my next prey.

Wednesday, March 16, 2022

Oh my god one piece is making fun of me

 go to one piece episode 868 on crunchy roll and go to like the 8-10 minute mark and also watch some of the previous episode or two and you’ll see that THE SHOW IS LITERALLY MOCKING ME LIKE THEY MADE A BETTER REPRESENTATION OF MY SOCIAL INTERACTIONS THAN I DID LIKE WHAT THE HELL JUST LIKE A ONE WINGED DOVE SINGS A SONG SOUNDS LIKE SHES SINGING. IM FUCKING CRYING RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD I AM LITERALLY KATAKURI FROM ONE PIECE WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID EICHIRO ODA KNOW ABOUT ME I THINK HE WATCHED ME IN JUNIOR HIGH FROM THE SCHOOL SECURITY CAMERAS THIS EPISODE ALSO CAME OUT AROUND THE SAME TIME THIS STUFF STARTED HAPPENING OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL LIFE IS A LITERALY A THE STONE THAT THE BUILDERS REJECTED BECAME THE CORNERSTONE OF A WHOLE NEW WORLD LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?????


God damn it NOW I HAVE TO WATCH THE REST OF ONE PIECE TO SEE WHAT ELSE THE CREATORS KNOW ABOUT ME SO I CAN GET THE SHOW CANCELLED AND THE GOVERNMENT WILL STOP MAKING ME LIVE IN A BOX UNDER THE TRAIN TRAX. I AM CRINGING AND CRYING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!