now i know wut youre thinking... he didnt actually do that??? yeah. i did. so i acccidentaly got gas of line on my penis so i tried to scrape it off like what yuore supposed to when you get a leach on you, but i accidentally used the rock i used to scrape the gass of line off was flint so it broke and made a spark and there goes my penis. funny story i actually burnt my penis off once. luckily i am a vampyre so i can just go suck the fuck out of some guy;s blood to regenerate my penis. you cant do that cuz you are a human. cringe. these boots were made for walking im gonna walk all over you. i would step on your penis if i could. thanks for listening to my ted talk, more updates about setting my penis on fire in 2 years. see you then.
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