HELP

 I was taken out of my fits of insanity JUST TO BE THROWN INTO ANOTHER ONE. 

someone is asking me to TURN THEM. NO FUCKING WAY. YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE THIS KIND OF VAMPIRE. KEEP WALKING THE LINE. DO NOT CROSS IT AS I HAVE. FIND SOMEONE HEALTHY TO TURN YOU. 

every time someone asks this shit I gotta explain why its a bad idea BUT THEY DONT CARE THEY KEEP NAGGING ME UNTIL I FLEE OR FAKE MY DEATH. DON'T MAKE ME EAT YOU. 

I had a dream about faking my death recently. it seemingly worked. I guess I was a good actor in that dream. 

I made a reddit account cause i remembered there was stuff i wanted to delete from 2008 on there so im trying to get to 100 karma so i can ask the reddit gods to give me access to my old stuff back. it has been a very slow process and talking to the redditans is driving me UP THE WALL. so many problems I can't solve. I mean I could if I wasn't a WALKING CORPSE. and now someone wants me to turn them like really bad. this is rivaling the time a girl asked me to beat her with a lightsaber on halloween. i handed the lightsaber to her friend cause i didnt wanna go to jail. if she were much older like centuries i would have looked into her becase i would love to be in a relationship with someone fucked up like that. actually not really that kinda just makes me sad to think about. i dont know if i could mend their damages. when i was in college i was searching for a vampire id heard of in the area but i never found them. maybe because they were hiding among the crops like me. the people crops. food. i remember now why i dont like reddit. its more stupid it was 15 years ago. and still no one realizes. they're all poor souls who know nothing. people in the darkness. 

i hate thinking about love. its gross. time to go sink into the bottom of the lake and stay there for two days. i am lonely again. im on break im not supposed to be lonely. i need to get to 100 karma and get the fuck off reddit. this is just like the people who found my castle. oh shit i think they still have it. its subsidized into their apartment building. i wonder if anyone uses it. I will never find out because I may never go back there. I hate this there's some new issue every day. i will sleep within the muck amongst the fucking fish. 

if you show any affection towards me i will eat your liver